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HEAVY ROCK, CATSUITS
It was a remarkable feat for an as-yet unsigned band and paved the way to zentai bodysuit musical stardom. Now, after almost a million sales of Permission To Land, their debut album, they are back as part of the televised Carling Homecoming series.
“Give me a ‘D’!” screams Justin to the ecstatic crowd. He is in black leather trousers now, with a tattoo of flames rising from his groin as if his pants are on fire.
“Give me an costume spiderman ‘Arkness’!”
This year has been a tale of two Justins. One, a gorgeous Britney-Spears ex: Justin Timberlake, a slick, street-dancer with the face of an angel. The other a skinny, chest-baring lunatic with Freddie Mercury’s overbite, some suspect dance manoeuvres and the voice of Mariah Carey.
THEY can both hit the high notes – but only Justin Hawkins harbours catsuit an ambition to build an on-stage “Arse de Triomphe” for their first stadium gig.
“It’d be a big arch made out of a bottom,” Justin says. “We’d come out through it to play. But that’s only for when we start playing stadiums and arenas…”
As if the Homecoming documentary weren’t enough homage to zentai bodysuit This Is Spinal Tap, you can’t help remembering the 80s when the spoof rockers built Little Henge, a styrofoam “tribute” to the Somerset stone circle.
“Don’t start,” Justin says.
The band’s current project is an assault on the Christmas charts, with the tongue-in-cheek rock ballad, Christmas Time: Don’t Let The Bells End, the chorus sung by a swaying group of doe-eyed costume spiderman schoolkids.
How on earth have they got away with children singing “Bell end” in a Christmas single? (For the pure of heart, ‘bell end’ is slang for a particular part of the male anatomy. Use your imagination…)
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